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How Soon Should You F*ck After Meeting A Person?
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I Woke Up Like This... No Really
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Flying or - Failing
- How godawfully tired am I of everyday wish-wash. The dog is throwing up in the hallway Lalanii, your chil...
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In MeUndies!
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Beyonce & Nicki Be Feelin' They Self, All These Hoes Wanna Kill They Self. LOL.
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Not Interested
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Spice It Up
- Who: Daniel Goddard, Steve Burton and Melissa Ordway, the cast of the ‘Young and The Restless&rsquo...
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No One Is Thinking About You
- “It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another ...
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He's On Cocaine, I Still Love Him
- I apologize to everyone [reading this story] I will hurt. Once you realize when something is broken, y...
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