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Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall, Not Sure When I'll Get It Together Again
- Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king...
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- Topics: Humor, Lifestyle
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The Complete Package
- And this realization hurts. Can hurt anyone. The bulkiest ogre, or the ittiest little red ridin...
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- Topics: Dating, Lifestyle
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Should I Answer?
- Some days, I just don't feel well. And those days, are most days, these days. I wonder when luck will...
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- Topics: Dating, Humor
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The Man I'm In Love With - The Qualities He Must Have
- I've written poems for him. He's innovative, incredibly creative, unique, marvelous to speak to a...
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- Topics: Lifestyle
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The Way I See It, Isn't Necessarily The Way You See It, or Perspective is a Bitch
- Perspective is having understanding, it's enchanting and entertaining, it's what's ...
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- Topics: Lifestyle
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Is This Selfish?
- I'm a sensually sexual person. But it comes second to comfort. And there's a good chance that the...
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- Topics: Dating, For Fellas, For Ladies, Humor
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Twilight Premiere with Pictures!
- Monday night I went to Twilight's Black Carpet Premiere and After Party. It was stunning. Yes, I'...
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- Topics: For Fellas, For Ladies, Humor
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Here's The Sh*t The Doc Didn't Warn Me About
- 2 lbs. 10 ounces of pure feist, and I love every second of her. No, no one ever promised this life would ...
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- Topics: Lifestyle
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How To Get Over Someone You Love - Nevermind, This Is About The Ex I Never Got Over
- The day I met the ex I never got over, I wasn't paying attention. It was before I did sales at the gy...
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- Topics: Dating, Lifestyle
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