• O My Word, I Overslept, Sorta.

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  • O My Word, I Overslept, Sorta.
  • Posted by: Lalanii, December 28, 2011
  • Something funny as hell just happened right now. Like by the time I get done writing this only a few minutes will have passed since then. I have somewhere to be at 9 am. First thing I do every morning when I wake up is reach over and check the time. On what, you ask? My cell phone. Despite the fact that the alarm clock is right next to me, the iPad has Night Stand which will indubiously wake me up at 7:15 to Beyonce's 'Who Run The World?' despite the fact that my baby dog will begin her normal bark attack, no, I must check my phone. This morning, what does my phone say? 8:57 Shit! I jump straight up, grab pants, shirt, start fiddling my tea cup. Searching for the number of my contacts to shamefully admit, I'll be... late. If this post has misspellings, this must be why. Panic shoots through my arms, a cough session of nervous, a big seventh grade lump in my throat, like I'm going to cry. I hop around one-legged pants on/pants off knocking trinkets over. Stumping my toe. Silent slow motioned cursing. Grabbing only necessities. Feeling rushed but defeated. I open my laptop. As I am looking up the email and number what do I see, but 7:01 am in the right corner of my MacBook. My stupid droid phone needed to update itself. It's just randomly two hours ahead? WTF. This concludes my regularly scheduled foolishness.


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