• The Stove is Dirty

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  • The Stove is Dirty
  • Posted by: Lalanii, December 1, 2010
  • You left the stove dirty,

    the bathroom sink running,


    and the refrigerator door open.


    You also left your smell on me

    and it’s so intoxicating


    that I can hardly breathe even.


    It’s a day to be a gush of air and sleep in,

    to let you know that I

    thoroughly hold you responsible.


    That I hold you accountable


    for taking too long to realize

    what I spelled out for you.


    For being my one and a possible.


    For being a rhinoceros.


    “So what you’re saying is that


    it’s my fault that you were constipated?”


    I begged your pardon.

    I gave you options.


    I was huffy. I lost oxygen.

    I may ram the fuck


    out of somebody’s back knees with a grocery cart.


    And that will be just how angry I am

    about you having no consequence for your actions.


    …And I get to pucker in suffering,


    and stuff like that.

    Like you leaving the refrigerator open,

    the sink running, and the stove…

    baby, the stove is still dirty.




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