• Mastering The Art of Nothing

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  • Mastering The Art of Nothing
  • Posted by: Lalanii, February 28, 2012
  • Try not calling for a week or so and then explain it's because you know I've been busy. Really, all that you knew because you called so much?

    1. Blame it on the al-al-al-al-alcohol.

    2. Fill your glass so overfull you can't help but notice how empty it is, you know, with so much empty water-nothingness in there.

    3. Work at forgiveness, realize that resentment and forgiveness don't generally hold hands, they both have 'an open field in the rain-shower effect.' Think about it harder.

    4. Sleep well. Wake in Spirographic circles.

    5. Look over at the nothing next to you. Now, ahhh, doesn't that feel... don't you feel anything at all?

    Great then, you've mastered it.

    'Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. 'Pooh?' he whispered. 'Yes, Piglet?' 'Nothing,' said Piglet, taking Pooh's hand. 'I just wanted to be sure of you.'  - ”Winnie The Pooh


    Didn't you have this art of nothingness at home as a kid? I sure did.


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