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  • Posted by: Lalanii, May 19, 2015
  • “Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.” 

    ― Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary



    I’ve been reading a lot, too much actually. You know what it does, it makes me see people in a whole different fluorescent. Shits incredible. I can hear nuances, I can hear ideas. I’ve been on dates where I thought it was a date, he was apparently on an interview. Wanted to show me his portfolio and everything. 



    [SPOILER ALERT]



    I feel like that movie Her, do you remember it? The movie that features the nerdy guy who falls for the computer personality — only to find he can be replaced by thousands of other computer systems and his affinity for this system, was to Her, only an experience she could replicate, once she learned it was possible. 



    I meet this one online, on OkCupid (a dating app, with a scoring rubric) to be exact.




    (FYI -POF - Plenty of Fish is a dating app)


    His first text to me goes as follows: 



    Guy I Met Online: Hey it’s [redacted] from POF.



    Me: Well it has to not be, but we know you’re on both!!! Lmfao!!!



    Guy I Met Online: Hahahah



    Guy I Met Online: I’m obviously up too far past my bedtime



    Me: Obviously that’s the reason yup!



    “Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt.” 



    -Theodore, Her



    I feel him though, I feel him. 


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