• Creatives: Trainwreck 🍷

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  • Creatives: Trainwreck 🍷
  • Posted by: Lalanii, September 13, 2015
  • “But let's not speak of what might have been. Let us speak instead of what is. You are whole.” - Kate DiCamillo, The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane



     


    I'm reading fiction for a bit. Life is wrought. Behind on everything. I am so irritated with promises. People telling me what I should have done, what they will do, but they don't. What they have. Am I in LA? O yes it's LA. Agency woes. Business is boom. Pop. Everything matches accordingly. 


     


    Have you seen that movie TRAINWRECK? 


     


    Life's kinda like that without John Cena talking about smoothies during sex. Orrrrrr all the sex.


     


    OR THIS:



     



    Amy: What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night.



    Nikki: You never spend the night. What were you, blackout drunk?



    Amy: No, I had like two drinks... Three, max... Four, now that I'm tallying.



    Nikki: Cause you're on antibiotics or something?



    Amy: Oh my god, he's calling me.



    Nikki: Why would he call? You guys just had sex.



    Amy: [answers phone] This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.



    Aaron: No, I dialed you with my fingers.



    Amy: [to Nikki] He called me on purpose.



    Nikki: Hang up! He's obviously like sick or something.



    Aaron: I was calling to say I had a really good time last night and was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again.



    Nikki: I'm going to call the police.



     



    'I am going to call the police!' Best line ever except for the few candid moments she's sleeping with him and tells him to move over because it's, like hot, then proceeds to wedge a pillow between them! YesSs. 





    But who in the world doesn't want this, tho? 


     


    Trainwreck Movie Love


     


    Did you all know that Amy Schumer wrote the Trainwreck movie? #lifegoals, lalanii, #lifegoals. 


     


    Fell off, but, I'm getting back on track. I will proceed to bombard your email inboxes now if you are subscribed. 


     


    How are you all? 


     


     


     


    Credit: IMDB


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