People I Have Met, and How They Have Proceeded To Disappoint Me

Disappointments

Now that the epilogue of my memoir is complete, I’m going to continue the re-re-re-vising process and attempt to pitch to agents. Experience is the most  poignant yet clear-cut teacher. I’ve been inspired for a new book… well,  I’m keeping notes to form the premise. How’s this? Hahahahahahah! Have a happy Wednesday and thanks for [...]

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Because You Owe Me!

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People like titles. Names. On resumes. For songs, names of our goldfishies, turtledoves, bunnies, names of our decrepit family members. It always sounds so much better when I speak to my waiter by name, maybe a wink or two. How much more personality did my car have to me when I gave her the name [...]

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I Did It, All Me, Can’t Blame Anyone Else or I Can’t Cry Over Spilled Coffee ‘Cause There Are Worse Things To Cry Over

No Use Crying Over Spilled Coffee

So yesterday I said I wasn’t writing about this–today I am. My new job is great, great, great. The people, the experience, the everything. Lunch at the job is great, great too. I’m no big shot by far, but I get to see all of ‘em. I get to succumb to being lost in thoughtlessness, [...]

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Dreamskating

  Dreamskating. There’s a moment, in the dark, wanted to talk ‘til I sunk. A sketchwork glow. A patchwork quote. A skeptic overdosing on the tips. Careful, I might fall in love with the shipwreck. I want. I want. I want it at the creases where the please starts leaking spring water. I will start [...]

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His First Time

GO AWAY I'm WRITING

When I am writing, I loathe, detest, and absolutely cannot stand, interruption. The nanosecond I’m done, however, I want someone to hear it. Immediately. Don’t care what or where the person is; he or she has to hear it. If you happen to be in the shower. Be prepared for me to draw back the [...]

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What’s With Me?

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The allergy-flu? …bedsick. Trying to figure out if this puff stuffy nose is a cold, or an allergy. Allergies don’t usually come until April for me. DayQuil was like poppin’ a tic tac on steroids, Claritin-D worked for maybe an hour. {Sneeze}  Benadryl, made me sleepy-groggy. Gooey clear water is seeping from my nose, and [...]

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