Think About All The Fucking Possibilities
Ever heard of 'Stop talking about it and just do it' ?!? ...Well, this poster is the epitome of what I mean. I grew up in a household wholesomely committed to cursing. Stump your toe, 'fuuuuuuuck!' Left the bath water on... 'Goodddddamit~' Walk in and the dishes haven't been done, 'So what the fuck you been doin' all day when I wasn't here?' [Southern accent courtesy of my Ma, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana] So now as I attempt to re-program myself to live the life I've always wanted, some of the hardest things have been: 1. Giving up coffee (I am not doing well at this) 2. Finishing the monstrous amount of books I've set for myself 3. Curbing my cursing My Ma is the sweetest curse-a-holic you could ever dream up. She'd curse for no reason - the type of person you want on your reality show.
She'd say something like 'sit your fine ass down and tell me about it,'
or when I tried on make-up for the first time, her exact words were:
'So you think you fucking cute?'
My all-time personal favorite, when something didn't sound right to her she'd say 'You better go sit in a fucking chair about it,' as she urged me to seek the counseling even she never received. The best part was after she said anything with those curse words in it, she'd cock her head back and laughhhhh at herself. This is what I grew up with, every day. My Dad? Well, he is more of a 'curse when and only if needed' type. I'm sure he was a cursing sailor behind doors, but that was never for me to know. I've heard him say maybe five curse words in my entire life. At one point he was in the military, a professional chef, and an athlete. He's traveled and owned a graphics company. He was always a profuse reader and he speaks five languages, (he claims they all come back to him when people speak to him in said language). Talk about driven. The only time I've ever left my city for longer than a week has been when I've had to for work. How many vacations have I taken in my life? 2.
The above poster. I couldn't refuse.
My favorites are: Learn To Take Some Fucking Criticism and Believe In Your Fucking Self.
Maybe because these have also been the hardest for me.
Here goes I. Back to my attempt at not saying any bad fucking words. Back to reading Kay Redfield Jamison's 'An Unquiet Mind.' Back to refining my last genre submission before I graduate. Holy fuckerninnies. I'm graduating from my masters program in two months. All the nights I've been painfully tired and stayed up all fucking night, yes, sometimes the right word really is 'fuck.' Appropriately placed, and properly used.
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