• Oh Mysh*&^@#$!*ers!

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  • Oh Mysh*&^@#$!*ers!
  • Posted by: Lalanii, October 9, 2012
  • There are few things that cause me to lose sleep.


    1. Worry, mostly about things I cannot change


    2. Overload


    3. Spiders


    Everybody take a guess of what caused my eyes to be bloodshot for my workout this morning?



    Yes, this inappropriately placed being has landed across my pillow and in the midst of my panic and shoe throwing--has slipped between the headboard and nothing short of a wondrous crevice... escaping my grasp, and not without an attack of hearts. Mine that is.


    Ever since I was a little girl I've hated spiders. Feared.


    Dad: 'Baby, you know how much bigger you are than that spider?'


    Lanii: 'You know how much scarier that spider is than I am?'


    So I haven't an ounce of sleep, or a smigid of energy for any of anything today and the best part?


    I've yet to find him. Sprawling through clothes and covers, cleaned through the closet. He likely slipped into the wall and is laughing deeply at me. Puffing at the fact that I needed to sleep with a candle as a nightlight last night.


    I tossed. I felt things crawling on me. Nothing worked. And then it was 5 a.m. time to wake to a beautifully exhausting day of looking for the best way to defeat the enemy! Rahhhhhh! What are you afraid of?


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