• Music: Justin Bieber, What Do You Mean?!!!

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  • Music: Justin Bieber, What Do You Mean?!!!
  • Posted by: Lalanii, November 2, 2015
  • So here's the perfect example of how you know your man does NOT love you.

    1. He hires hitmen to come in perfectly timed after you've f*cked his brains out whilst stressing him out likely about things beyond his control. 

    2. He has them kidnap you, throw you in a trunk, then rope ties you to him in a dank room. 

    3. This is where sh*t would have gone magically wrong for Lalanii... I would have had a panic attack as soon as he lit the lighter. It would no longer be 'let me trust the man I love to get us out of here,' my lungs would gone in auto-riot and I would have screamed to the highest deity and devil and then they would have come in and of course - killed us both. Or I would have passed out before I got to see the surprise. 

    4. Option 3, if I made it through 1 and 2: As he asked me if I trusted him... I would have been like... you mean do I want to jump to our suicides together... sure... yeah you're Justin. Let's do the damn thing. 


    This video was perfectly unrealistic and is exactly what breeds women to do crazy sh*t over the men they love. EXACTLY. You see why we cray? Because we believe the people we love will set us up for a beautiful psychedelically-decorated skateboard party all in our favor. 


    Yeezus grab the wheel he's perfect for me. LMFAO. 


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